Persona Non Grata...Part 2

Man-Your training starts now. Lesson one, subliminal messages. With the aid of subliminal messages, users equate on-line time with sexual fulfillment. Your posts should include the words:hard drive, enter, shift, control, insert, ram, bytes, log on, upload, header and newbie as much as possible.

Me-Newbie...like in nubile?

Man-You catch on quick honey! ;-)

Me- :-(

Man- ;-)~

Me-8-Q

Man-Your messages must be 15 words or less, have a minimum of 8 spelling errors and include something personal, like the fact that you have large breasts.

Me-But I don't have large breasts.

Man-No Problemo, we'll just pick you up a stacker, most gals use them.

Me-But I've heard that some girls have experienced problems using them, corrupted files and all, and that many women actually had to have it removed! The extra space is great but, is it healthy?

Man-Oh, you're talking about the old stackers, technology has come a long way baby! Don't worry.

Me-If you say so, but I'm still not too sure about this.

To be continued.....